(그냥 좋아하는 노래 가사 올려봤어요. 주어는 없음)

난 너무 행복해. 너의 실패가 나를 행복하게 해. 너의 고통이 날 미소짓게 해.

어쩔수없네 넌 내가 본 가장 이기적인 XX니까.

이봐, 이게 옳지 않다는건 알아. 참 유감스러워. 하지만 난 너희가 아냐.

우린 너의 실패가 너무 기뻐. 온 세계가 기뻐해. 브라질인들도 기뻐해. 온 세계가 너의 실패를 기뻐해. 일본인들도 기뻐해. 모두가 너의 실패에 기뻐해. 북미인들도 몹시 기뻐해. 온 세계가 행복해. 물론 독일인들도 기뻐해. 모든이가 너의 실패에 행복해. 외계에서 온 이들조차 기뻐해. 그리고 나도 확실히 행복해. 모두가 너의 실패에 기뻐해.

Lap Top - I'm so happy you failed 

Word on the street says

Your second record's dead and

You're not doing very well

Can't say that I'm depressed

Still I could never guess

Just how good that makes me feel

I'm sinking to your level

I'm sinking low down

I'm sinking

I know I'm going to hell

But I'm...Yes, I'm...

I'm so happy you failed

I'm so happy you lost your mind

I'm so happy you failed

Your misery makes me smile

I know that I am setting myself up

For the same song to get sung right back to me

But I can't help it

You are such a selfish mother

Like no other that I've seen

I'm sinking to your level

I'm sinking low down

I'm sinking

I know I'm going to hell

'Cause I'm...Yes, I'm...

I'm so happy you failed

I'm so happy you lost your mind

I'm so happy you failed

Your misery makes me smile

Look, I know it's wrong

I feel bad I do

But it's not like I'm the only one

We're so happy you failed

Yeah, everybody's happy

Everyone's happy you failed

Do you know what I mean?

Do you hear them?

We're all so happy you failed

The whole world's happy

The whole world's happy you failed

Your misery makes me smile

The Brazilians are happy

The whole world's happy you failed

The Japanese are happy

Everyone's happy you failed

North America is very happy

The whole world's happy you failed

Of course the German's are happy

Everyone's happy you failed

The men from outer space are happy

The whole world's happy you failed

And I am definitely happy

Everyone's happy you failed