첫번째 : 어떤아저씨가 오줌을 누고 토를 했는데 미끄러진거에요~
아저씨가 얼굴에 토한 이물질이 묻었는데 그걸 보더니!


" 내머리가 터졌다!!! 내머리가 터졌다!! "

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두번째 : 피카츄랑 통키랑 길을 걷다가 담배꽁초를 보앗는데
피카츄가 이거 피카피카?
그러자 통키가 하는말

" 피구왕~" 

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세번째 : 호랑이랑 곶감이랑 달리기 시합을 햇는데 곶감이 하두 안오자
호랑이가 전화해서 야~! 너왜안와!!
하자 곶감이 하는말 

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