-남자친구와 헤어지고 펑펑 울고 있는데 
남자친구의 문자



"좋은 감자 만나"
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- 편의점에서 "언니, 팬티색 커피스타킹 어딨어요?"
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-어떤 여자분이 소개팅을 나갔는데 너무 긴장해서
냉면을 호호 불어 먹음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


- 어떤남자가 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 첫키스를 하는데 
여친 어딜 잡아야할지 몰라서 멱살 잡고 키스한거 
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-미술시간에 먹는걸 그리는게 있었음
근데 어떤애가 도화지 전체를 까맣게 칠해서
"김이예요"라면서 냈음
근데 그 미술선생님이 도화지를 쫙쫙 찢으면서
"떡국에 넣어먹어라"라고 했음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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-안방에서 뺨 때리는 소리가 나길래 
부부싸움 하나 싶어서 뛰어갔는데
아빠가 스킨 바르고 계셨음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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-어떤분 아버님이 밤에 술취해서
들어오셔서
발씻으려고 세면대에 왼쪽발을 올려놨음
근데 오른쪽발을 보더니 
"아이고 이쪽발이 나와있네"하면서
오른쪽발 올리다 병원에 실려감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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-호날두가 연봉으로 1600억을 받는다는 기사가 떳는데
그밑에 연봉 1억 받는분 댓글
"헐 내가 근초고왕때부터 일해야 벌수있는 돈"ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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-어떤 할머니께서 버스를 타셨는데 
앞에 버스 한대가 더 있었음
근데 그 할머니께서 "아이고 저 버스를 탔어야 됐는데 잘못탔네"
이러셔서 버스기사 아저씨가 내려드렸더니
할머니께서 열심히 뛰어가시더니 다시 앞문으로 탐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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-친구랑 문자로 엄청 싸우다가 
"장난하냐?"라고 보내야 되는데
"장난하냐♥"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ