팬싸에서 팬이 가수가 머뭇거리고 있길래 

아 날짜를 모르는구나 해서 

오빠 9일 이예요^^ 이랬는데 싸인 받고 나서 보니까 TO.구일

 

 

 



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어떤 분이 공기청정기 앞에서 방귀 꼈는데 풍량 최대로 올라갓다고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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어떤분 런닝머신 뛰다가 넘어져서 무릎으로 뛰었대옄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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어떤 딸이 아빠핸드폰으로 자기 이름 뭘로 저장되있는지 궁금해서 봤는데 오빠는 자식1, 자기는 자식2로 되있었대여ㅋㅋ

 

 

 

 



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방실이아줌마한테 싸인받으러갔는데 순간 이름이 생각안나서 

"저..저기.. 몽실씨 싸인좀.." 이랫대옄ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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어떤 캉분(카시오페아=동방신기팬)이 버스타고가는데 

주문을 들으면서 따라불럿대여 

근데 "넌나를원해" 이 부분 따라부르는데 앉아서 졸던 

단아한 여성분이 "원해!!!!!" 이러면서 일어나서 버스안 순간정적ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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어떤님이 피씨방에서 쭉빵하는데 어떤사람이 주암주의 점점빠르게 읽어보라고해서 아무생각없이 빠르게읽었다가 변태됐데옄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ(뭔말인지 모르겠음..뭔말이지?)

 

 

 



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수행평가때문에 하드보드지를 사러 갔었는데 

그날 주인아줌마가 없고 훈남오빠만잇더래여 

너무 당황해서 "훈남하고 하드보지한장만요." 이랫대옄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


 

 



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어떤님이 술먹고 밤늦게 들어오는 아빠가 너무 미워서 카카오99% 초콜렛을 자는 아빠입에 몰래넣어놓고 잤는데 다음날 아침에 아빠가 일어나서 하는말이 "이제 술 좀 그만먹어야겠다, 하도많이 먹으니까 이제 쓸개즙이올라와"라고햇대옄ㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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어떤학교에 좀 늙은쌤이잇엇는데 애들이 그날따라 떠들어서 쌤이 화나서 "다 엎드려!!!! 마치껌처럼!!!!"이랫대옄ㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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어떤분 갑자기 일어서는법 까먹어서 집까지 기어갔대옄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그리고 강아지가 쫓아와서 강아지앞에서 무릎꿇고 빌엇대옄ㅋㅋ

 

 



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월계동 인덕대 윗편으로 사슴아파트가 있대요, 어느날 할머니가 택시를 타셔서 기사님께 "월계동 짐승아파트갑시다" 라고 하셨대욬ㅋㅋ

 

 



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어떤남자분이 나시입고가는 여자분을봤대옄ㅋㅋ 근데 겨드랑이가 너무 까매서 '저 여자 겨털 매미같다..'라고 생각하는 순간 그 여자분 겨드랑이에서 매미가 맴!!!!! 하면서 날라갔대요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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병원에서 주사맞는데 똥꼬에 휴지붙어있어서 간호사언니가 핀셋으로 휴지떼줬대요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 

 



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어떤할머니가 버스에 타셨는데 버스가 잘 가다가 갑자기 급정거했대요. 근데 할머니께서 "아이고 내젖!!!!!!!! 내젖터졌네!!!!!!!!!!!" 라고 하셔서 버스안 사람들이 다 할머니 가슴쳐다보면서 "할머니 괜찮으세요?" 라고했는데 알고보니 새우젓..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 

 



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어떤분이 비행기타기위해 서류작성하는데 sex라고 성별물어보는 칸에다가 '안해봤음'이라고 쓰셨대여ㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 



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어느날 오빠가 내친구한테 신용카드를 주면서 먹고싶은거 다먹고 사고싶은거 다사라고함

알고보니 엄마카드 가져다가 자기가 실컷 쓰고 내친구한테 카드넘긴거ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

내친구 엄마한테 존나혼남ㅋㅋㅋㅋ복수의 칼을갈고있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ