Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks if he can get them anything.
"Yeah", reply the bytes, "make us a double."
An unsigned integer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender delivers it and notices that the integer is looking rather sad, so he asks "Is something wrong?"
The integer replies "Parity error".
"Ah", says the bartender, "I thought you looked a bit off."
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Dec. 25 is the same as Oct. 31.
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