Because it was two tired!

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building

He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"

But John came fifth, and won a toaster

Want to hear a word I just made up? 

Plagiarism

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Parallel lines have so much in common. 

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

The first rule of Alzheimers club,

Is don't talk about chess club.

A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the market and grab an apple. If they have eggs, grab a dozen." 

He returns with 13 apples.

Store store = new Store("grocery");

store.buy("apple", 1);

if(store.has("eggs")  store.buy("apple", 12);

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Please pay to continue using service.

"What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?"

"There was a traffic jam!"

한두개 외워뒀다가 코쟁이들 취했을때 한두마디 해주면 쓰러집니다. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ