Wooden Jesus where are you from Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan I didn't know it was the Holy Land But I believed from the minute The check left my hand, and I pray Can I be saved, I spent all my money On a future grave Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in On twenty percent of my future sin Porcelain Mary her majesties pure Looking for virgin territory Coat hanger halos don't come cheap From television shepherds with living room Sheep, and I pray Can I be saved, I spent all my money On a future grave Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in On twenty percent of my future sin