I found this from a website where people in my town post quotes and conversations that they overheard. lol!
Girl: You should name your cat Snickers. Guy: But it's a girl. Girl: Snickers is definitely a unisex name. Guy: No it's not. Think about it... Snickers have nuts.
FYI: Snickers and Milky Way are both candy bars; Snickers contains peanuts but Milky Way doesn't.
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?" 2) "Define 'light bulb' ..." 3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?" 4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."
The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."
The manager says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work.
