소설1

 

학교에서 야자하는데

다 큰 남동생이 

간만에 문자가 온 거야.

요녀석이 어쩐일로 문자를 다 하나 싶으면...

친구들한테 자랑하고 나면............

 

 

[ 사랑하는 누나~♡ ]

 

[ 왜 그래, 동생아? ]

 

[ 오늘도 공부 열심히해♥ ]

 

 

흐뭇함.

귀여움.

사랑스러움.

뭐든지 다 해주고 싶음.

 

 

으낄기리기리깅캬우컁컁으크크크끼리기ㅣ키키아으히ㅣㅣ킼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ으으으으키키키키킼키캬캬캬컄키킼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ크크크크쿸큨ㅋ나나나꺄라라랄ㄹ

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. 현실

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

학교에서 야자하는데

다 큰 남동생이 

간만에 문자가 온 거야.

요녀석이 어쩐일로 문자를 다 하나 싶어서

친구들한테 자랑하고 나면.........

 

 

 

[ 아 ㅅㅂ 왜 컴퓨터에 비밀번호 걸어놓고 ㅈㄹ. ]

 

[ 뭐라고 이 씹샹구야? 다시 한번 쳐 씨부려봐. ]

 

[ (중복문자) 아 ㅅㅂ 왜 컴퓨터에 비밀번호 걸어놓고 ㅈㄹ. ]

 

 

 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

쉽새끼.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

다시한번쳐씨부려보라니까 진짜 하고 지랄.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

으낄기리기리깅캬우컁컁으크크크끼리기ㅣ키키아으히ㅣㅣ킼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ으으으으키키키키킼키캬캬캬컄키킼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ크크크크쿸큨ㅋ나나나꺄라라랄ㄹ

졸라귀여운새끼 쳐맞을라고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아놔 ㅅㅂ 친구년들 쳐웃잖아 ㅅㅂㄻ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

집에가서보자 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

넌 1주일 컴금지ㄱㄱ싱.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

소설 2

 

나보다 키가 20cm는 크고 

얼굴도 학교 얼짱인데다가

여자애들한테 인기 킹왕짱 많은 동생이

비오는 날 나 우산 안 가지고 갔다고

자기 학교 교복을 입고 

우리 학교 앞에 서있는거야!!!!

 

 

 

 

" 누나!!!!!!!!!!!! "

 

 

 

 

하고 녀석이 부를 때

친구들의 부러운 눈초리란.......

난 부끄러운척 하면서 다가가서 이렇게 말했지.

 

 

 

 

 

" 쪽팔리게 시리... 나 데리러 온 거야? "

 

" 응~ 누나가 비 맞아서 감기라도 걸리면 공부 못하잖아~ "

 

 

 

 

 

 

하악하아가하아가하아아하갛...학아가..하악...학..하악....길

끼리길끼리낄 ...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하

악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아

죨라 사랑스러워........ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ낄낄

야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 ...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아

야캬야ㅑ캬 ㅇㄲ$ㅑ락라라 ㄹ학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 

하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하악...학..하악....

길끼리길끼리낄 하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬

학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키

잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 하...악....ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 

하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

현실 2.

 

 

비오는 날 동생이 츄리닝차림으로

우산들고 우리 교문 앞에 서 있는 거야!

친구들의 부러움을 한 몸에 받으면서

동생에게 다가갔지.

 

 

 

 

 

" 크크. 누나 데리러 왔구나? 귀여운 자식!! "

 

" 우산 받기전에 조건이 있음. "

 

" 뭔데? "

 

" 컴퓨터 1주일 금지 풀어주삼 "

 

 

 

 

 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

쉽새끼.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

하악하아가하아가하아아하갛...학아가..하악...학..하악....길

끼리길끼리낄 ...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하

악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아

야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 ...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아

야캬야ㅑ캬 ㅇㄲ$ㅑ락라라 ㄹ학아가..하악...학..하악....길끼리길끼리낄 

하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬학아가..하악...학..하악....

길끼리길끼리낄 하...악....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이키잌크아야캬야ㅑ캬

ㅅㅂ니가 지금 나 협박하냐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

젓같은 ㅅㄲ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

소설 3

 

 

 

내가 막 시내에 놀러가려고

아침부터 꽃단장하고 집을 나서려는데

동생이 기다렸다는 듯이 나를 불러세우는 거야

그래서 내가 휙 돌아봤지.

 

 

 

 

" 누나 시내에서 누나한테 찝쩍거리는 새끼 있으면 나 불러! 알았지? "

 

" 얘도 참. 누나한테 찝쩍거릴 놈이 어딨니~ "

 

" 아냐!! 누나는 이뻐서 안돼 ㅠㅠ "

 

 

 

 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

샹콤한자식ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

하하하학하악하악하악하악하악 
하나님이 내소원이 뭐냐 물으신다면 
남동생 있는것 둘쨰도 남동생있는거 셋째도 남동생있는거 
에이 X발!!!!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹ 
으닥하아아ㅏ아가아아가아가앙라아아가!!! X발 X팔 남동생 갖고 싶다!!!! 
퓨ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 꺄를라랴캬캬캬ㅑ 으컁캬양키ㅣ기키기키깈ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ이이시ㅣ하하아학..학학하갛ㄱ...이키ㅣㅇ크야샤ㅑ야야양

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

현실 3.

 

 

 

내가 막 시내에 놀러가려고

아침부터 꽃단장하고 집을 나서려는데

동생이 기다렸다는 듯이 나를 불러세우는 거야

그래서 내가 휙 돌아봤지.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" 가기전에 컴 비번 좀 풀어주삼 "

 

" ㅅㅄㄲ... 싫다 "

 

" .............아나. "

 

" 아나 뭐. "

 

" ..............시내에서 개 좆버러지 같은 새끼가 채가라, 제발. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

하하하학하악하악하악하악하악 
하나님이 내소원이 뭐냐 물으신다면 
이새끼 뒤지는거 둘쨰도 이새끼 뒤지는거 셋째도 이새끼 뒤지는거 
에이 X발!!!!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹ 
으닥하아아ㅏ아가아아가아가앙라아아가!!! X발 X팔 동생 싸닥구날리고 싶다!!!! 
퓨ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 꺄를라랴캬캬캬ㅑ 으컁캬양키ㅣ기키기키깈ㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ이이시ㅣ하하아학..학학하갛ㄱ...이키ㅣㅇ크야샤ㅑ야야양

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

소설 4.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

동생이랑 둘이서 공포영화를 보는데

공포영화가 너무너무 무서운거야!!

그래도 존심이 있어서 

안 무서운 척 하고 있었지.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" ...누나, 무서워? "

 

" 무슨!! 하, 하나도 안 무서워..!! "

 

" ...누나는 이런 거 보지마. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

하면서 지 두손으로 내눈을 가려주는거야!!!!!

이히히히하악하악하악 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ햨햐야햐냐캬캬카ㅏ가키ㅣㅋ키

으캬야카아이그끌끄르끄이ㅣㅇ캬캬캬캬ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ우히이히이이으ㅡ으흐흐ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅋ기리기ㅣ이ㅏㄴ미ㅏㅎㅎㅎㅎ 
상상만 해도 기부니 조타!!!!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅑ캬키키ㅣ잉캬캬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ키키키ㅣ키킨ㅁ므킄캬 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

현실 4.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

동생이랑 둘이서 공포영화를 보는데

공포영화가 너무너무 무서운거야!!

그래도 존심이 있어서 

안 무서운 척 하고 있었지.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" 존니 개쫄았고잉.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

 

" 안쫄았거든?! 그지새끼야!!!!!! "

 

" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅅㅂ 지랄 그럼 님혼자 잘 보고 계셈 "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

이러고 지방에 들어가고 

거실에 나혼자 남은거야............

이히히히하악하악하악 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ햨햐야햐냐캬캬카ㅏ가키ㅣㅋ키

으캬야카아이그끌끄르끄이ㅣㅇ캬캬캬캬ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ우히이히이이으ㅡ으흐흐ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅋ기리기ㅣ이ㅏㄴ미ㅏㅎㅎㅎㅎ 
상상만 해도 ㅅㅂㅅㄲ!!!!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅑ캬키키ㅣ잉캬캬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
지도 무서워서 지 방에 들어간 주제에 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 개새끼 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ키키키ㅣ키킨ㅁ므킄캬 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

소설 5

 

 

 

 

 

 

내가 수학여행을 2박 3일로 일본에 가게 된거야

그러자 남동생이 자꾸 내 옆에 서성거리면서 있다가

내가 무슨 말 할꺼냐고 물으니까

 

 

 

 

" 누나, 내가 따라가면 안돼? 나 걱정돼 ㅠㅠ "

 

" 괜찮아~ 나만 가? "

 

" 그치만........ㅠㅠ "

 

 

 

 

 

 

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ캬르르ㅏㅋ크크캬야야

야그릌타으햐양이 ㅋㅋㅋ 우하야야야
 
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캬으ㅡㅋ으으꺌꺄꺄ㅑ꺌르르ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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워메 X발 상상만해도 환장하겠구먼이거 X발! 
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남동생있는 기집들 부럽 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
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현실 5

 

 

 

 

 

 

내가 수학여행을 2박 3일로 일본에 가게 된거야

그러자 남동생이 자꾸 내 옆에 서성거리면서 있다가

내가 무슨 말 할꺼냐고 물으니까

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" 진짜 가는 거임? 언제 가는 거임? 몇일동안? 어디로?? 그리고 언제 돌아옴?? "

 

" 응 진짜 간다. 좀있다가. 2박 3일동안. 일본으로. 2박 3일후에. "

 

" 야호!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 그동안 컴퓨터 내꺼 만세!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

 

 

 

 

 

 

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야그릌타으햐양이ㅣ히히히히으캬야캬야컁 ㅋㅋㅋ 우하야야야

우ㅜㅇㅇ 아아이키키키 끼히이히잏기ㅣ캬캬캬캬캬

개새낔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 내가 비번 걸고간다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

캬으ㅡㅋ으으꺌꺄꺄ㅑ꺌르르ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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워메 X발 상상만해도 환장하겠구먼이거 X발! 
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남동생없는 기집들 부럽 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

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