This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely. You don’t always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right.. to do Sometimes you gotta make some love And fuckin’ give her some smooches too. Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you got to say hey, I’m gonna fuck you softly, I’m gonna screw you gently, I’m gonna hump you sweetly, I’m gonna ball you discreetly. Then you say hey I brought you flowers Then you say wait a minute Sally I think I got something in my teeth Could you get it out for me? That’s fuckin’ TEAMWORK! What’s your favorite position? That’s cool with me It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you. What’s your favorite dish? I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar. And then I’m gonna love you completely, And then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly. And then I’ll fuckin bone you completely But then I’m gonna fuck you haaaard. Haaaaa-aaaaa-AARD!!