소개팅 어플을 통해서 연락처를 알아낸 여동생에게
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이야기를 하다가
여 ' 오빤 무슨일해? '
나 ' 학생'
여 ' 음 그렇구나 그럼 방학이겠네? 몇학년?'
나 ' 3학년 넌 일해?'
여 ' 어 그럼 방학인데 머해?'
나 ' 그냥 있지 '
여 ' 헐 알바라도 하지 그래? '
나 ' 웅 뭐 그것도 좋은데 공부하는편이 좋을꺼같아서 ' 
여 ' 집에 돈많아? ' 
나 ' 아니 울부모님 농사 지으시는데?'
여 ' 헐 그럼 알바를 해야지'
나 ' 왜? 그냥 학비야 농어촌 장학금으로 매꾸고 생활하는데 내가조금 아껴가면서 쓰면 살만한데? 알바할 시간에 공부해야하는거 아니야?'
여 ' 아닌데 오빠가 무슨 중산층인줄알아? 동생있어?'
나 ' 어 왜?'
여 ' 4인 가족 기준으로 한달 생활비가 800만원을 써야 중산층이야 즉 우리는 하층이라고 돈을 벌어야한다고 오빤 좀 개념이 없는것 같네'
나 ' 헐 ㅋ 너 오늘 내 번호 알았다 아니가? ㅋㅋㅋ 오늘 만난것도 아니고 전화해서 머 이런 깊은 이야기를 꺼네냐'
여 ' 어그래 그럼 얕은 이야기는 카톡으로하자 나 피곤해 끊는다'
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머지?
이년? 
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내가 돈아껴서 공부하겠다는데 뭐가 불만인거지??
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지는 대구대 다니다가 휴학하고 서울에서 알바하는게 자랑인가?? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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그래 이년아 너는 평생 그래 살아라 나는 아버지 농사 열심히 지은 돈으로 열심히 공부해서 너를 고용했다가 존나 갈구고 해고 시켜 주겠어!