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형님 누님들 안녕하세요! 고민도있고 여러가지 공유하고 싶은게있어서 글을 올려요! 편의상 말놓을꼐요...

우선 저는 미국에서 유학하는 유학생이야
우선 미국에 유학가면 호스트가족이라고 미국 가정집에서 살거든? 학교 학생의 가정집에서 사는거야 그래서 작년에 왔던 학교 또왔거든 요번년도에 그래서 요번년도는 내친구랑 살고있어 친구가 키도 198에 농구도 진짜 잘함 그리고 애가 또 또라이같은게 재밌단말이야.. 그리고 가족도 너무 좋아 재밌고 착하고ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 쨋든 애랑 같이살면서 방도 같이쓰고 그래 그리고 지금은 농구시즌 끝났는데 농구시즌 할떄 애가 아침에 일어나서 운동가야된대 그래서 자기 엄마한테 꺠워달라고 했다? 그래서 아침 6시30분에 엄마가 개만 꺠우러 온거야 나는 더자야되니까 그래서 개만 꺠우고 갔는데 그떄 너무 졸려서 그냥 누워있었어 꺠우는소리 듣고 나도 꺳거든 그래서 다시 좀 ㅈ잘라고 눈을 붙혔어..... 그..런.데..









갑자기 이상한 소리가..나는 거야 ....








그 침대에 누으면 이불이랑 팔이랑 뭐 긁히면 그런 소리나는게 있잖아?..... 그런소리가 막나는거야... 그래서 애가 꼬츄긁는구나 ( 월래 막 걍 꼬츄긁어 편해서) 그래서 그러는구나 하고 다시잘라고했거든?...












그 소리가 계속 나는거임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



나 30초간 멍떄리다가 ...... 눈치를 깟어.... 헑ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ설맠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그래서 내가 갑자기 일어나면 애가 뻘줌해할까봐 그냥 계속 차는척했어뮤ㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그러더니 소리가 계속나더니 애가 지쳤는짘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ숨을돌렼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅎ퍼...허....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그리고 좀있다가 소리가 멈췄따 그러더니 존나 지친듯이 허허헠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이러는거얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그리고 샤워를 하러가더라 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나 존나 당황해서 아 어캐해이겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ한편으로 존나웃기곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 골려줄생각에 아주 끝이없었지 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 내가 아침에 일어나자마자 개 한테 문자를 보냈어(개 운동갔음) 아침에 니가한짓을 알고있따곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그러더니 답장이없더랔ㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 아 ㅋㅋㅋ그냥 ㅇ나혼자 착각인가?.근데 좀 수상하자나 ㅋㅋ그래서 그냥 잇었지그렇게 일주일 지나고 개가 아이팟을 놓고갔어 집에 운동하러갈떄 그래서 약간ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아 ㅋㅋㅋ이거 ㅋㅋㅋ뭔가 나오겟는데 하곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아이팟을 잠.금.해.제 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ한다음에 사파리 히스토리를 갔찤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ히스토리에 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ






야동 사이트갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ뜨는거얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이색깈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이 색기 걸린거얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ애 100퍼 잡힘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 내가 아 존나 골려줄 생각에 아주 신나했다가 애가 학교에서오고 (난 학교끝나고 먼저와있었음) 그런데 생각을해봤찌 말하면 뻘줌해져서 사이 별로안좋아질까바 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ그냥 있었음..그리고 일주일정도 지나고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ토요일날 아침이엿어 금요일저녁 내내 노느라 존나 피곤해서 개랑나랑 떡실신됬는데 나는 아침에 9시정도에 그냥일어나 늦게자도 그래서 9시에 일어나서 샤워할라고 화장실에갔는데..........










PSP가 있더라? 그래서 뭐 아 게임했겠구나 했는데?..... 그옆에 이어폰이 껴잇넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아이샠킼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 나는 감지하고 빨리 psp를 틀었지!! psp 틀면 뭐 게임 무비 이렇게 텍스트 뭐여러가지 나오는데 video 에 있는거야 거기에 1기가 넘게있더라 용량이 그래서 아시발ㅋㅋ눌렀는뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.........













레x 야동잌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ뻐ㅏ방 하고뜬거얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그리고 개가 나 샤워 하러 들어간거 알았는지 샤워문을 두드려 나 화장실에서 빨리 뭐 끄내서 가져가야한다곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 내가 ㅇㅇㅇ들워아서 가져가 이랫찤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그리고 커튼사이로 보니깤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ psp들고가더군ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래섴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ내갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이색기 샤워다끝나고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 니 psp 좀 쩌는데 이랬엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그러니까 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ암말도안햌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ뻘쭘햇는데 그리고 개는 어디로 가버렸엉ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아침에 농구 코치뭐있따곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그리고 좀지나고 내갘ㅋㅋ니 psp에 야동뭥미 ㅋㅋㅋ이러니깤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ개가 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ막웃엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ인정하는거지 그래서 막 존나 니 내가 야동이랑 딸치는거 알았따곸ㅋㅋ하니깤ㅋㅋㅋ존나 쉣쉣거렼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 존나 웃고 재밌게 좋게좋게넘어갔는데 ㅋㅋㅋ존나 애가 이 뒤로 내가 잠자면 좀늦게 자거든? 그니까 불끄고 누워도 생각이 너무많이나서 그냥 여러가지 잡생각 머리에 그래서 난 한 30분 40분뒤에 잠에 자는대 애가 잘자 하고 둘다 잘라고 누웠어 그런데 애가 갑자기 30분정도 뒤에 ㄷ대니까 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ애가 또 그렇고 그런걸 하는거야.... 근데 아 이거 존나  불편해 존나웃기면서 옆에서저러면 그래서 애가 3일에 한번 2일에 한번 이러더라고 이게 근데 너무 스트레스 받아 이거 어떻게 해야대?...ㅠㅠㅠㅠ 아 근데 존나웃김ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 근데 존나 스트레스
아 그리고 애또 구라 존나 잘침 ㅋㅋㅋ존나 구라 진짜 쩌러 과장하는그런 구라가 아니랔ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 형들 딱보이는 구라있지?그걸 존나 구라아닌거처럼 얘기하는데 어떻게 해야댘ㅋㅋ내가 개한테 너 구라치지말라고 계속 이래서 너구라라고 이래도맨날 구라침...어캄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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