Posters advertising the exhibit.  Running from June 7 to July 6.



Down the hall, and double sided!  The last ones were exclusively from downstairs on the platform.  A serious number of man-hours went into this project.



Rumour has it that the "year of friendship" between Korea and Japan is in trouble.



And the Koreans are out to conquer Japan!



The men in uniform are ready.  Forgot the North Koreans, they are brothers.  Japan is the real enemy!



They're packing heat!  And they aren't afraid to use them.



They've got enough for everybody!



But once they've tasted blood, they'll take over the world!



Only the mighty Japanese samurai can save the day!  

Perhaps someone should have told this child that while painting the Japanese as having buck-teeth was done in the past as a slur, it was actually meant to apply to all Asians rather than just the Japanese.  Memorize your ethnic slurs today!



Japan certainly seems to die a lot in these pictures.



One night only!  A tiger verses a monkey!  Wait, does Japan even have monkeys?  Hoe-Ree-Cow!  They do!  Wait, oh... I get it.  It's another slur.  Rock on!

I wonder what would happen if we combined racial slurs with death?



Now I know.



What a fine idea in settling the two issues.  Get the two leaders in a winner-takes-all wrestling match!  



Or put everyone in Japan in a cage, that works too.



One would think that the leader of an island nation of 120 million would be able to swim.



No longer are the Japanese monkeys, rather they have become bats now.  But then Batman is cool so that might not be the best slur to be using.



I'm not really sure.



A popular claim in Korea today is that Japan wanted everyone to spell Korea with a C because K comes after C.  Highly inaccurate, but sells newspapers. That, and Japan was asking everyone to call them "Nippon" instead of "Japan" at the time and N comes after both C & K..



Monkey boxing.  

...or...



Monkey bombing!  Super Monkey Ball has nothing on this!



While one flag makes for a lovely footmat...



A tiled collection is much more impressive.



Alas!  Japan has fallen off the Internet!  Or something has.  Maybe it was never there.



Seems this child got the whole thing backwards, and Japan is telling Korea to fuck off.  And giving Korea the finger, somehow.



How sad, Japan has no friends.



Not another match!



Instead of just one fire, this one is suffering from two ignition sources!



This nice man is saving the flag.  How nice.



And his friend is helping too!



I must have missed that issue.



Puma is going to be pissed!



Apparently the Liancourt Rocks are ripe tomotoes under the watchful eye of Korea, while they were certainly less than desirable under Japan.  But then Korean schoolbooks teach the tomatoes are vegetables so I don't know if we can put a lot of faith in this one.



Seems the UN had a vote and decided the Liancourt Rocks were Korea's.  



The vote was 40 million to zero.  



One shouldn't approach the rocks.  Or they'll open fire!



Oh no!  It's sinking!  Another ship sunk by the brave forces on the rocks.  Last time it was with mortars, this time with cannons.



Doing the happy dance!



That's right, hands off!



Or Korea will bite!



And then Japan will die.  Again.



I'm not sure where "Fuck the Americans!" comes from.  This child is obviously still stuck in last week.  Or possibly from the future when it's "fuck the Americans!" week again next week.



If only everyone could just pick up the phone and have a sane negotiation.



It seems the rule is that Japanese companies suck and Korean companies rule.  Except for Sony because everyone likes the PlayStation here, and Lotte which is a Japanese company lead by a man who used to be a Korean so the jury is still out on whether they hate the ,company or not.



They make lovely subway posters, I would miss them if they were gone.  And they change them every couple weeks.



That's right, Japan!  You suck!



You suck, and we're going to clean the place up!



You suck, and we're going to clean the place up by wringing you out!



You suck, and we're going to clean the place up by wringing you out and taking out the trash!



You, and your little hat too!



Ice cream!  YES!  Can't have a festival of hate without some soft ice cream.



No need to use large swords when an exacto knife does the job.  Curiously, exacto knives are pretty much standard issue for all students in Korea.  



Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!



What do you do with erasers, you ask?



You rub things out!



They may hate Japan and the people, but the cute robotic cats from the future can stay.  



Even the Power Rangers have switched sides!  No, Kimberly!!  Say it's not so!



Hello Miss Moon.



No Japan for you!



That's right!  Pong!  PONG!  Wait, pong?  The game where you bounce a ball back and forth? There is no power or strength in pong, though I did get to talk to Nolan Bushnell once and he marketed Pong.  



THat's a pretty big cannon.



It's a trick question!  Every answer is the same.  I'm so smart, nothing gets by me.



Korean and Japanese phones sort of look the same.



How.... phallic.  Maybe Korea really is just frustrated.



Violent, yet straight forward.



Dangerous.



So the Liancourt Rocks are 20km from Korea and 30KM from Japan.  Ok, I understand.



What?  30km vs 55km?  You just said it was 20km and 30km.

They are actually 90km to the nearest Korean island (Ulleungdo) and 160km from the Korean mainland, and 160km from the nearest Japanese island (Oki Islands) and 250km from the Japanese mainland.



I don't know if it's wise to be talking about the IQ of the enemy when one can't even get the distance correct as to what they are fighting over, but anyway Japan is lead by a man with an IQ of -1000.  And the sly child coupled that with a picture that basically means he is a crying bitch.  (puppy / dog-baby is a Korean swear word)   Not as brave as the guy who drew a picture of Japan saying "fuck you" to Korea, but he made the effort.



Actually, that should be "KTF".  Now I can use my phone on the rocks if I go to visit there.  YES!   And they are a fine Internet provider.  "Have a good time."  The Japanese are stupid indeed...



Well, at least they are playing together instead of the Japanese flag being murdered.



I'm not really too sure.  Perhaps the child was saying "I'm going to tear you a new asshole."  



Oh crap, giant squid!  And they are making Japan stinky!  Or shitty.  Both?



Can't go a day without involving the Americans.  



Step one:  Kill a Japanese citizen.



Step two:  Place body here, wherever here is.



Step three:  Repeat until one can repeat no more.



Or if one runs out of time, burning the place down works too.



Boot to the curb!



This is not a poorly drawn woman, but a man.



I told you.  Though at least he just dresses in drag and wears a flower on his head to make the large dollars instead of going under the knife for something more permanent.



Oh fuck!  He's going to eat Japan!  And damn it, he can do it!



I'm pretty sure the X and O doesn't mean kiss and hug as one would traditionally expect.



Ah ha!  That's how they do it!  Hypnosis!  Now you too will believe every claim ever made!



After being hypnotized, Japan will surely say they were sorry.  Again.  For the who-knows-how-many-timeth.  Timeth?  Is that a word?  Probably not.  Oh, and they probably want cash.



Japan's sun is setting.



And there will be much sadness with the people in Japan.



But there is hope for the future

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