개 울음 번역기 지금 한국에서 판매하나요??

TV서 보면 강아지가 멍멍 짖어대면 작은 번역기곌 가져다놓고

개가 어떤 심정인지 알아내서 강아지의 문제점을 고치는 방송을 본적 있거든요.

그래서 효과가 좀 있는듯 해서 번역기를 사서 저희 아파트의 이 개새끼 아침부터 밤까지

조낸 짖어대고 지랠이여 저 놈의 망할 개새끼 12시간 넘게 지치지도 않고 짖어대는게 

이 개새끼 언젠간 득음하겠구나 아오 저 미친 개새끼 온지 거의 두달이 되어가는데

다른 개들은 일주일만에 알아내는걸 이 새낀 두달이 다되가는데 발소리도 구분 못하고 요 개새끼가

여름에 더워서 현관문 열어 놨더니 왈왈 짖어대는데 새끼 한번 울면 30분 넘게 짖어대고

주인은 맞벌이라서 저놈의 개새끼 짖어대는 시간에 항의도 못하고 민원 넣어도 저 개새낀 여전히 짖어대고

경비아저씨까지 올라와서 야 이 개새꺄라고 소리도 지르고 이 개새끼 가끔 복도나오면 

아무대나 오줌 똥 싸서 동생 집에 들어오다가 오줌 밟아서 씨박 현관에 발자국 남겨놔서 비오는 줄 알고 우산챙겼잖아ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아 진짜 저 개새끼 오지랖도 넓어서 우리집에서 냉장고 홈바 문 닫는데도 조낸 신 내림 받은 것처럼

최선을 다해 짖어대는데 아 씨바 저 개새끼 주인은 출근할때 퇴근하고 나서 잠깐 보니까 지네 개새끼는

자기들을 기다리느라 지쳐서 그 동안의 외로움을 애교로 떨어 주인의 사랑을 독차지한다고 생각하겠지만

그건 니 이기적인 생각이고 이사람아 당신들의 사랑만이 아니라 아파트 주민들의 독기어린 눈빛과 욕설과

분노도 독차지하고 있어ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ당신네 개새낀 인기스타여ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

이거 쓰는데도 저 개새끼 짖어대고 옆집 꼬맹이가 혼자 공놀이하면 자네 혼자 노는건가 야속한 사람 나도 끼워주게나.하고 짖어대는데

야구공 튀기는 소리에 장단을 맞춰 짖어대는데 덕분에 이 애놈도 밉상이고 요 개새끼는 항상 밉상 아 진짜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

씨바 뭐가 문젠지 내가 번역기를 사서 남의 집 개새끼한테 들이밀고 임마 한번 속 시원히 털어봐라 같잖은 이유면 너는 바로 개시장행이여 니 짖는 소리땜에 이 미친더위에 창문만 열어놓고 살 수 있을거 같냐?

다른 집들은 에어컨땜에 냉방병이라는 고급병도 걸리는데 우리집은 친환경 선풍기 두대를 달달달달 돌리는데

그것도 가만히 있는 조건에서 육수가 주룩주룩 나와 그래 이 정도야 냉면 궁물이 되지 정도가 되야 돌린다.

경제도 어려운데 전기세 자진해서 낮게 나오게 하겠다는데 저 놈의 개새끼 짖는거 때문에 현관문 닫고 아버님 이번기회에 에어컨 할부로 긁어봅시다 야 이 개새끼야 그만 좀 짖어대 아 진짜 배란다 통해서

똥 오줌 냄새나는데 일주일만의 불고기 파티가 이놈의 개새끼 때문에 망했어ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ씨박ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

민원도 안 통하는거 보면 이 새낀 진짜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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