My pianos out of tune I wish it wasn't I wish that you were mine I wish that my heart was stronger My pianos out of tune I wish it wasn't I wish we had more time I wish that my world was softer And I want a helicopter I've had this feeling before My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud Id feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter This telephone's out of use I wish it wasn't I wish you loved me more I wish that your world was closer This telephone's out of use I wish somebody would take me to your door I wish that my world was finer And I want an ocean liner I've had this feeling before My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud Id feel much better I'm sure if I had an ocean liner My pianos out of tune I wish it wasn't I wish we had more time I wish that my world was softer And I want a helicopter I'm on a helicopter I've had this feeling before My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud Id feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter, if I had a helicopter My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud Mud, Mud etc