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20대중반경기도거주흔녀입니다

딸딸아들아들딸5남매중맏딸이랍니다:D

엄마아빠는12살띠동갑으로소위시쳇말로아빠는도둑ㄴ....아, 아닙니다

우리집식구들은정말성격이급한데요ㅋㅋㅋㅋ누구하나빼놓 을것없이불같은성질ㅋㅋㅋ

이십헿년간모아온울집식구들급성질에피소드를공개할까 합니다.

말재주가별로없어서재미있을지는모르겠지만.. 아무튼고고!

음슴체

Ep. 1

울아빠올해56. 엄마44. 잔나비띠띠동갑임.

울집식구들은항상엄마에게모든것을의지함.

"엄마이쑤시개어디있어~"

"엄마내스타킹~"

"지민엄마내양말~"

등등

뭐든찾아보기도전에엄마한테물어봄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ엄만이걸로 굉장히스트레스를받음.

근데이상하게내가찾아봤을때분명없었는데엄마가거기있 다고해서다시찾아보면있음ㅋㅋㅋ

엄마는물건을나타나게하는힘을가지고있는것같음ㅋㅋ그래 서아예엄만테먼저물어봄...

어느날이었음.

아빠가개인사업을하시는데하는일이잘안풀리는것같았음.

막여기저기전화를해서화를내고소리를막질렀음.울아빠강 원도촌사람이라구수한욕도짱잘함.

그날도역시전화끊고

이런불싸질러버릴x들,xx,xxx삐리릴삐릴리리리

이런혼잣말을막하셨음.

아빠성격완전급함.전화했는데10초안에안받으면끊고다시 함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

안방에서막전화를하다가갑자기담배를들고마당에나가심.

엄마는아빠가집에서큰소리내는걸안좋아함.

엄마는부엌에서점심준비를하고있었는데아빠가화내니깐심 기가불편한것같았음.

하지만엄마는아빠가바깥에서하는일에대해가타부타잔소리 안하는성격임.

그때였음.마당에서혼자분을삭이지못해씩씩거리며담배를 태우시고아빠가들어오심.

그리고안방으로들어가시더니갑자기큰소리로

내핸드폰어디갔어!!!!!! 이러는거임.

거~컴퓨터책상근처에있잖아요. 엄마는부엌에서차분하게얘 기를했음.

엄마는보지도않고어딨는지다암ㅋㅋㅋㅋ아빠가좀전에책상 에앉아서전화한걸엄마는다암ㅋㅋㅋ

근데엄마가알려준지5초도안되서아빠가또

이런!!!! 핸드폰어디갔어!! 노사장이xxx!!! 삐리리삘ㄹ리리!!!! 핸드 폰!!!!!! 하고소리지름.

안절부절못하고막집을휘젓고다니면서핸드폰을찾기시작함 .

자기가전화하고놓아둔자리에있겠지.다시찾아봐요.엄마는 이번에도차분했음.

하지만아빠가막욕을하면서핸드폰을찾아다니자파를썰고 있던엄마가

탕!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 소리나게칼을도마에내려침ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 나이때진짜깜놀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아거기있잖아!!!!!! 왜자꾸욕을하고난리야!!!!!!!

엄마가열받아서소리지름ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ순간아빠 깜짝놀람ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠는잠시흠칫놀라는거같더니1초만에다시성질을버럭내 면서

핸드폰이없어졌다고!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 없다고!!!!!!

폭풍성질을내면서손에들고있던뭔가를바닥에내던짐ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ순간ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 와지직하면서아빠핸드폰이거실바닥에서2조각으로분해되 는걸볼수있었음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠손에들고계속찾앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ엄마가곁눈으로보고계속거기있다고 했는데아빠못알아들음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

핸드폰부숴지는걸본엄마랑나의표정은그야말로

근데아빸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ핸드폰부 숴지는거보자마자그짧은시간에엄마의후폭풍이두려워서쌜 쭉뽀개진핸드폰주워들고조용하게

여깄네?

이러고난생첨보는스피드로슬리퍼신고집나감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ엄마 한손에칼들고부르르떨었음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

엄마폭풍궁시렁ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아빤부숴진폰둘고나가서소식 없음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

끝이아님.

한30분지났나?대문에서부터아빠또왕성질내면서전화통화 하는소리들림.

아빠폰폴더폰이었는데두동강나서완전못쓰게됐음.근데아 빠가전화를하며오고있는거임.

마당에서또담배를태우시고현관문열고집에아주조심스럽게 새색시발걸음으로들어오심ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠고새핸드폰사옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ고쳐보려는노력따윜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ시간이걸리는건안함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

나:아빠폰샀어?

아빠:ㅇㅇ어차피바꿀때됐어(산지3개월밖에안됨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)

엄마잔소리작렬함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ부엌에서음 식하면서막아빠한테좀침착해지라고이러쿵저러쿵아빠비위 살살긁음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

근데아빤새핸드폰구경하는데바쁨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ귀닫고눈감고철저하게엄마말차단함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ방어막친것같았음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠핸드폰부순날난이십헿년만에아빠가자기가먹은밥그릇 설거지통에갖다놓는걸보게됨..

Ep.2

막내8살임. 막내또한원숭이띠임.울집7식구중에4명이원숭 이띸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

56세44세20세8세ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ나와뱀띠용띠동생은소외당함...

아무튼동생3에얽힌일화인데이것도아빠의급성질로인함임 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

9월말이었나.. 암튼얼마전일임.

동생1은중국에유학가있는관계로울집식구다모이면지금 여섯명임.

그중에20살짜리동생2는천안에있는베이커리레스토랑파티 수ㅖ임

지말로는ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

동생2는거기서기숙사생활을해서집에아주가끔옴.요즘엔가 게바리스타여친사겨서집안옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ추석때도안옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나쁜새낑ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아 빠가너호적에서파버린댔엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

진짜동생2가몇달만엨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ집에왔을때울집식구 들마치죽은사람이살아돌아온걸본것처럼비명을질렀음ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ몇달만에진짜얼굴까 먹어서모르는사람집에들어온줄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

간만에여섯식구다모여서엄마가상다리가휘어지게저녁을차 려줌.

오순도순저녁을먹고있는데동생2가밥먹다말고자꾸지여친 이랑카톡질을해댐ㅋㅋㅋㅋ아빠심기불편해짐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ난눈치채고있었음.

아빤동생2에게잔소리를막해댔음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ식구가중요 한거다~집에좀자주와라~니앞으로인생을어떻게살거냐~등 등아빠잔소리레파토리있음.시작했다하면3시간기본임ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

고딩때도뭐사고치면차라리엄마에게맞겠다고아빠한테말하 지말아달라고엄만테빌었음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ동생3은무릎꿇고앉아서아빤테혼+잔 소리듣다가졸은적도있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

우리는아랑곳하지않고밥을먹었음

근데뉴스에서"올해10월달은평년모다다소쌀쌀하겠습니다~" 이런멘트가나왔음.

그걸본동생3이(12살남)

엄마,왜십월달이라고안하고시월달이라고해?라고물어봤음.

순간아빠갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ진짜뻥안치고밥숟가락탕!!! 내려놓고동생3의머리통을갈겼 음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ풀스윙으롴ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

동생3입에있던밥알들다날라가곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나머지식구들놀래가지고왜그러냐고아빠 왜그러냐고ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ근데아빠하는 말

이쬐끄만시끼가어디밥상에서욕질이야!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

읭?

애가무슨욕을했다고그래당신은!!!!!! 애를왜때려애를!!!

당신은애를어떻게단속했길래애가부모형제앞에서C8 이라는 욕을해!!!!!!! 이싸람이진짜!!

읭?

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

동생3이십월달이라고한거를씹R로알아들음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ아빸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ내동생폭풍울음터트림ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

엄마화나서아빠한테막뭐라고하고동생3에게화장실가서세 수하고오라고시킴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ동생3 화장실가서오열함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ12살짜리에게선나올수없음처절한한이맺힌오 열이었음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ장희빈이 사약먹기전에터트린오열보다더처절했음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

머쓱해진아빠는동생3이화장실에서나오자잠옷바람의동생3 을데리고어디론가나감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ우리는아빠의급한성질을흉보며저녁 을먹었음

한20분있다가동생이환한웃음을지으며집에돌아옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ한손에는새축구화가들려있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ동생3은축구부인데요즘신상축구 화나왔다고사달라고조르던참이었는데아빠가안된다고절대 절대안된다고그랬었음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ뒷통수희생시키고얻은축구화를옆에끼고돌아와다시밥 먹음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Ep.3

울집일곱식구임.동생이중국간지6개월쯤됐는데그래도우리 집은빨래가장난이아님

특히여름엔엄마가하루에빨래를3번씩돌림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ언젠가엄마가

엄마죽으면비석에'빨래에치여돌아가신장여사님'이라고적 어달랬음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

여름이었음.

동생3과동생4가옷을굉장히많이갈아입음ㅋㅋㅋㅋ하도빨래 가많으니까세탁기가버티질못하고덜크덕덜크덕거리기시작 함ㅋ

아빠는지하철공사현장중장비대여및관리하는사업을하셨는 데그때잠실에서무슨행사를한다고일주일동안현장이중단 되서집에계셨던적이있는데딱그때였음

엄마는아빠에게수리기사를불러달라고했음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빤끼니마다때맞춰식사하고간식및군것질도많이하심ㅋ

하도엄마한테이것저것해달라고하니깐극기야왕짜증난엄마 가얘기했음

당신은대체집에있으면서하는게뭐가있어!! 더워죽겠는데하루종일가스불앞에서떠나질못하네내가!! 오랜만에쉬는데애들이나좀봐주던가!!

그러자반성한듯한아빠가갑자기벌떡일어나서공구통을가져 옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

세탁기를고쳐보겠다며화장실로들어감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 나름중장비사업하면서수리도많이해보고볼트와너트는아빠 손안에있다며세탁기따위발로도고친다곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ

그리고아빠는용접할때쓰는철모자를씀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ세탁기고치는데그게왜필요한 데대쳌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

난거기까지보고잠시엄마랑나갓다가마트에서장보고커피숍 가서수다떨고2시간쯤지나서왔는데ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ우리집앞에트럭이서있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

왠트럭이지하고집에들어갔는데거실에어마어마하게큰기계 가와있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠세탁기고친다고하더니세탁기완전부숴버렸음ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ고장남ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ회생불능ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 용접모자쓸때부터알아봤엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

엄마한테혼날까봐아빠세탁기사옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ근 데그세탁기는ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ일 반가정용세탁기가아니랔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ목욕 탕수건같은거대량으로빨아주는공업용세탁깈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ왕큰겈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ

엄마가빨래힘들다고하니까그거사옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

엄마기암함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ아빠의그'이거내가사왔다~'하는기세등등한표정잊혀지지 가않음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠엄만테등짝맞음.. 결국그건환불하고가정용15킬로짜리 세탁기삼..

이날도아빤밥먹은거설거지통에갖다놨음...

이외에도선풍기,전자렌지등등아빠가고치려고노력했던물건 들이많았지만,그것들은아빠손에가서1시간을못버티고새걸 로바꾸게됨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아빠노력하는자세는좋은데.. 제발냉장고만은ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

요즘냉장실에서자꾸야채들이얼어서수리맡겨야되는데엄마 는아빠가또손댈까밬ㅋㅋㅋㅋ말도못하고있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ몰래고치자엄마.....

Ep.4

올봄이었음.

동생2에얽힌여담임.

나님은외출준비를하고있었음.

간만에동생2가집에와있었는데이시끼가낮까지늘어져자더 니꾸물꾸물일어나서'누나밥좀...'이러는게아님?

나가야되는데마침스타킹없어서동생2한테스타킹이랑참치 사오라고시킴.김치참치볶음밥으로때울려곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

근데동생2가절대떡진머리와검은수염으로슈퍼를갈수없다 며씻고나간다고함

근뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ애가씻고나왔는데수건이 없음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ다세탁기가돌리고있음

그때울집식구들다친척들이랑놀러강원도갔음.드라이기들 고가버림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

남자들머리짧아서금방말리지만내동생2는ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

고딩을탈출한기념으로머리를단발머리가될때까지길렀었음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ머리어떻게말렼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

야그냥마당가서털으면서말려봐오늘따뜻해서금방말릴거야

아그래야겠다.슈퍼갔다오는동안물기털어야겠네

그러더니마당에서헤드뱅잉을ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ진짴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ김경호서 태지에버금갈정도로미친듯이머리를막흔들어대는게아니겠 음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

난밥해줄라고김치꺼내고어쩌고저쩌고음식준비를하고있 는데얘가3분도안되서집에들어옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ손 에는스타킹과참치가들려져있는뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ머리를막흔들면섴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ진짜선풍기휠돌아 가는거처럼보였음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ얼마나빨리돌렸으면

얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ니그러면서슈퍼갔다왔냨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어지러워죽겠엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ거스름 돈제대로받았나봐밬ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

머리흔드는걸멈추지않은채로난테거스름돈을주는데애팔뚝 엨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ피갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ마구튀어있는게아니겠음?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

야!!!!!!!!!! 이거왠피얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

그때서야동생머리돌리는거멈추고머리를뒤로확~~ 제끼고날 쳐다보는데얼굴이피범벅ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

애어지러워서바닥에주저앉았곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ얼굴이랑윗도리팔뚝다피묻어있곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

야니코피낰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

진짜그날처럼배터지게웃어본적없었던거같음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 내동생2가평소에자고일어나면코피가잘나는체질인데코피 흘린채로머리심하게흔들어서온몸에튀곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ슈퍼에그러면서갔다오곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

얔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ사람들이이상하게안보더낰ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ

아..-_-어쩐지,,슈퍼아줌마손벌벌떨면서주더라..

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ코피안나도머리흔드는거자체도이상하 거든ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 근데나를기절시킨한마디

나머리흔들면서뛰어갔다왔단말이야..

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ동네미친놈출현한줄알겠 닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ흰색반 팔티에까만바지입고분홍색삼선신고단발머리흔들면서코피 뿌리고다니는ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

아.. 그랬구나... 그래서얘가그뒤로집을안오는거였구나.. 몰랐구나.. 그랬구나.. 몰라줘서미안하구나.. 훌쩍

글솜씨가없어서ㅠㅠ...

생각나는거더있는데묻힐까봐못쓰겠네욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ너 무길어서..ㅠ0ㅠ

베스트되면성질급한우리아빠사진이랑ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ단발머리선풍기휠돌린동생2사진투척하겠듬




판펌입니다. 아 진짜 아침부터 수업시간에 보다가 빵터졋네요 ㅋㅋㅋ
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