아줌마 : Good morning, Ana

안나 : Good morning

아줌마 : what's that old Alchemist got you up to Now?

안나 : Oh this? / It's his Newest invention-the Cyclograph. /You won't believe the value

아저씨 : who are you talking to?

안나 : what?

아줌마 : What's is do?

안나 : Mrs. Baker, /it will let me know exactly what's in your secret rhubarb pie recipe /or the fabric dyer's wonderful purple cloth. /It will actually let everyone know for sure that Baldric had nothing to do with /all those murders down by Crystal lake

아저씨 : how's work

안나 : well...., /the Alchemist did ask me to take it right from the forge to his shop...

아줌마 : ooooh....couldn't we see it, Please come on~

안나 : well... /what could it hurt?

남자 : HALT!!! angry mob

(달가닥~달가닥~)

남자 : what charges do you bring against this /beautiful damsel in distress.

(웅성웅성)

남자 : well we all know that that's not the case, now is it?

(녜헤헤에헤엠~)

안나 : wouldn't that work better if those were coconuts

남자 : Bring forth the Royal Duck. /for the crime of....

무리들 : Scrying....and dyeing... and lying

남자 : You shall be tested as a witch /by the new order of the king...blah, blah, blah, /Ducks float.../Ducks aren't witches, vis-a-vis, Throw Her In, Boys!

안나 : No, Wait!!! That's a forgery, I can prove it!!!!!

Let me down, I'm telling you, I'll prove it it's a forgery

남자 : well, pick her back up!! we're doing what the prisoners want now? Really?

안나 : Now wait, /think about it, The King;s been gone for two month /and yet how many nasty laws have been written these past weeks

무리들 : Yes, the pie tex.....the dye tex... the lye tex

두리번 두리번 쓩~

안나 : We should probably keep an eye on him /and what about you? /weren't your wages cut in half?

무리들2 : 예

안나 : Our King is an honorable man /do you really think this is the work of our good king /or perhaps, /it's the work of a greedy young sheriff pretending to take his place.

남자 : This is ridiculous /every one of those decrees was signed over a month ago by the King

안나 : well, I think YOU wrote them! /and if you untie me, I can Prove it,

나레이션 :

This film is brought to you by Analtech-shot"a" people, please grow up /and by the Cyclograph! Separate using less solvent than flash with higher resolution./ The Cyclograph is perfect for prep samples and can separate up to /four grams of sample in as little as 30 minutes /The Cyclograph-low cost, high throughput! Guaranteed to get you a promotion.(NOT guaranteed to get you a promotion)

안나 : I Was right in the middle of separating this rubharb pie, you see? /And here-is the secret ingredient. /Now I'll just wash this removable plate and dissolve a small sample of this scroll /a few grams should do

남자: How is that going to prove anything?

안나 : The King special orders his ink from the alchemist. /this looks like regular old plant ink to me

남자 : it's just black ink it's all the same!

안나 : No, not with science! /The Cyclograph can separate the chemical compounds of this ink in mere minutes....

할아버지 : I have no clue which she's talking about

젊은 남자 : Yea, but she's pretty hot, though

남자 : 하!! what now, witch!

안나 : good thing these things are so inexpensive. /Now, the truth

남자 : fine, you're right, their forgeries

깜놀!

안나 : 유레카!!

깜놀!

아줌마들 : she's French!, Burn her!,

짜증내는 아줌마 : No, No, burn the sheriff! Stay on task, people! What is it with unfocused mobs!

주민들 : 우~~~오~~예~~~~

대머리아저씨 : stop!! /Have we learned nothing today? /no one is going to get burned /or drowned /or dismembered near the lake and left to decompose in lye /the thing is, we've ;earned something today /we've seen a glimpse of golden future/ where science can replace speculation /were small companies /creating thin-layer chromatograph plates and accessories /can answer unanswerable questions /can solve unsolvable crimes /and he featured in popular crime dreams like "CSI" / and ultimately, change the world

짝짝짝짝짝짝짝

남자 : So, um, do you still want to go out? /I'll take that as a "maybe"

의사 램킨 : I am Dr. Lamkin, alchemist /unhand that wench! /oh, I guess you're...

안나 : 으흠, fine good timing,

의사 램킨 : I has this Bio Science Association thing /I couldn't get away /well, you're fine. I knew you'd be fine /Did we sell any?

딴따다다딴 따라딴따단

아자씨 : I don't know... /seems like a rather elaborate and dramatic way just to show how a Cyclograph works /I mean, what are the odds she actually has one on her?

아저씨2 : Mmm... good P.R,. though

아자씨 : Oh yea, everyone's gonna see this one