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Tangerine Kitty: Dumb Ways To Die

Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat a medicine that’s out of date.
Using private parts as piranha place.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Get a toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a two weeks old unrefrigerated pie.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Invite a psycho killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new line.
Take your helmet off in outer space.
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube, of superglue.
I wonder what this red button do?
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around a boom post at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between the platforms.
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly…
Dumbest ways to die,
dumbest ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die.
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.