Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, 

cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. 

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.

stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and 

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, 

held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. 

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, 

so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me