once there was this guy with a brain disfunction. the doctor told him that he had to change his brain in order to survive. the doctor said, "we have 3 in stock. the first one is college professor's brain. it'z going to cost u 10,000 dollars. the second one is rocket scientist's brain. it's going to cost u 100,000 dollars" the last one will cost u 1million dollars" so the guy said "wow then is the third one Einstein's?" and the doctor said "no. it's George Bush's brain"
