어제 술집에서 있었던 일입니다

친구놈과 한참 부어라 마셔라 하고 있었슴다

30분쯤 지났을까 신호가 오더라구요

황급히 카운터 옆쪽 화장실로 보이는 문으로 들어 가려는데


알바생이.. "손님 거기 화장실 아닌데요ㅋㅋ?" 이러는겁니다


술 기운에 그 말이 왜그리 창피하고 민망했는지

"화장실 가는거 아닌데요ㅋ? 담배 사러 가는건데요 ㅋㅋ?" 


그랬드니 알바생과 주방 아줌마가 저의 개뻘줌한 표정을 느꼈는지 "킼킼킼" 웃는 겁니다.

쿨하게 무시하고 기분나쁜 표정으로 문을 박차고 나갔어요




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