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It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the results.

쎼...쎾쓰!가 좋은 운동이 된다는 사실이 알려진 지는 꽤 오래되었습니다만, 아직까지도 그 누구도 서로 다른 쎼...쎾쓰! 활동에 따른

칼로리 소모량의 차이를 과학적으로 연구하여 정리한 적은 없습니다.

이제부터 현재까지 우리의 자랑인 "독자적이고 독점적인" 조사 결과를 보여드리겠습니다.

 

REMOVING HER CLOTHES: 
With her consent.........12 Calories 
Without her consent.....187 Calories 

그녀의 옷을 벗기는데:

그녀가 허락할 경우.....12Cal

억지로 벗기는 경우.....187Cal

 

 

REMOVING HER BRA: 
With both hands..........8 Calories 
With one hand...........12 Calories 
With your teeth.........85 Calories 

브라를 벗기는데:

양손을 사용할 때.....8Cal

한손만 사용할 때....12Cal

치아로 벗길 때....85Cal

 

 

PUTTING ON A CONDOM: 
With an erection........ 6 Calories 
Without an erection....315 Calories 

콘돔을 씌우는데:

발기시....6Cal

발기하지 않았을 시....315Cal

 

 

 

POSITIONS: 
Missionary..............12 Calories! 
69 lying down...........78 Calories 
69 standing up.........112 Calories 
Wheelbarrow............216 Calories 
Doggy Style............326 Calories 
Italian chandelier.....912 Calories 

자세:

경건한 자세(정상위)....12Cal!

69에서 누운 경우...78Cal

69에서 선 경우(올라탄 경우일거라 믿음)...112Cal

경운기 체위(다리 말고 팔을 잡은 경우로 추정)....216Cal

후배위.....316Cal

이탈리아식 샹들리에 체위(여자를 들고 하는 케이스로 추정)...912Cal

 

 

 

ORGASMING: 
Real...................112 Calories 
False..................315 Calories 

절정 중:

진짜 좋을 때.....112Cal

억지로 쌀 때.....315Cal

 

 

 

POST ORGASM: 
Lying in bed hu gging... 18 Calories 
Getting up immediately..36 Calories 
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately............816 Calories 

절정 후:

침대에 누워 서로 껴안고 있을 때....18Cal

곧장 다시 발기할때.....36Cal

왜 당신이 곧장 침대를 빠져나가는지 설명해야 할 때..........816Cal

 

 

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: 
If you are: 
20-29 years old.........36 Calories 
30-39 years............ 80 Calories 
40-49 years........... 124 Calories 
50-59 years........... 972 Calories 
60-69 years...........2916 Calories 
70 and over.. Results are still pending 

두번째 발기시:

당신이:

20-29세.........36Cal

30-39세.........80Cal

40-49세........124Cal

50-59세........972Cal

60-69세........2916Cal

70이상..결과는 아직 나오지 않았습니다.

 


DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: 
Calmly.................32 Calories 
In a hurry............ 98 Calories 
With her father knocking at the door ............1218 Calories 
With your wife knocking at the door...............3521 Calories 

이후에 옷을 입을 때:

조용히..........32Cal

서두를 때.......98Cal

그녀의 아버지가 문을 두드리고 있을 때...... 1218Cal

당신의 아내가 문을 두드리고 있을 때.........3521Cal