Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played the silver ball.

From Soho down to Brighton

I must have played them all.

But I ain't seen nothing like him

In any amusement hall...

 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pinball!

 

He stands like a statue,

Becomes part of the machine.

Feeling all the bumpers

Always playing clean.

He plays by intuition,

The digit counters fall.

 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pinball!

 

He's a pinball wizard

There has to be a twist.

A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist.

 

'How do you think he does it?

I don't know!

What makes him so good?'

 

Ain't got no distractions

Can't hear no buzzers and bells,

Don't see no lights a-flashin'

Plays by sense of smell.

Always gets a replay,

Never seen him fall.

 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pinball.

 

I thought I was The Bally table king

But I just handed my pinball crown to him.

 

Even on my favorite table

He can beat my best.

His disciples lead him in

And he just does the rest.

He's got crazy flipper fingers

Never seen him fall...

 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pinball.