"물은 위에서 아래로 흐르는데 비는 어떻게 하늘로 올라가서 떨어지는걸까?"
"멍청아! 천국에 사는사람들이 오줌싸면 비내리는거잖아!"
"그럼 아무도 천국에 가지못하면 가뭄이 오고 사람들이 천국에 많이 가면 장마가오겠네?"
"그, 그렇지 멍청아! 그것도 몰랐냐?"
"하아... 여름은 참 슬픈계절이겠네."
"여름 장마철에 천국가는사람들이 많은데 왜슬퍼?"
"그만큼 많이 죽었다는말이잖아."
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